My '68 SG standard and my '67 non-reverse firebird. While kicking my tweed vibrolux out the door...............maybe I should put the amp in a road case so I can throw the guitars on top and push it all.
If it was a "house fire" scenario where I could only grab 2, it'd probably be my Heritage H140cm and my 10' Fender Am Standard Tele in Natural Ash. The Heritage for irreplaceability factor (it was bought new, and ordered to my specs - so probably would never be able to afford another one) and the Tele for sentimental reasons - it was purchased for me by my entire family (parents, brothers, wife) as my 30th birthday present. It's also one of my favorite players, feels most comfortable in my hands, and I love the tones I can get out of it. I'd miss my other guitars, but those two I'd miss the most.
A shipping crate of choice vintage guitars has washed up on the beach - the instruments are all miraculously dry and undamaged - and I'm just 10 yards ahead of a horde of gearpagers fighting and kicking their way across the sand.