What are we going to do with it when it's dead?

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Astronaut FX, Apr 12, 2016.

  1. Astronaut FX

    Astronaut FX Member

    Messages:
    6,319
    Joined:
    Feb 18, 2015
    Location:
    Midwestern Hellride
    So what is this "it" that everyone is "killing?" (As in, "he's killing it.")

    Why is it taking so long for it to die, and what do we do with the corpse?


    (Add your own tired phrase - and to make it more congenial, maybe make it a phrase you find yourself using.)
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2016
  2. jekylmeister

    jekylmeister Supporting Member

    Messages:
    2,536
    Joined:
    Jan 27, 2008
    Location:
    Lewavull
    He's a hero.

    It was terrorism.
     
  3. T Dizz

    T Dizz Member

    Messages:
    18,025
    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2015
    Location:
    Erotic City MN
  4. SPROING!

    SPROING! Member

    Messages:
    8,807
    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2011
    Whatever "it" is obviously needed a larger caliber hole in the head. Big hole=die quickly.

    After that, I just call Fat Tony. Not sure what he does with the corpses, though. None of my business.
     
    T Dizz likes this.
  5. Otto Tune

    Otto Tune Member

    Messages:
    3,818
    Joined:
    Nov 2, 2014
    Location:
    Florida
    If small, place "It" in a self cleaning oven and hit the button. 8 hours later, dust.

    If very large, place "It" in a rental truck that warns, "Return clean or pay a $20 cleaning fee."
    Return the truck and flip the vendor a $20 on the way out.
     
    bushitsuki and SPROING! like this.
  6. Noise Under The Floor

    Noise Under The Floor Supporting Member

    Messages:
    9,477
    Joined:
    Feb 10, 2010
    Location:
    "In the drag of this atmosphere" (Maryland)
    "Kindly go #### yourself, please. Thank You in advance."

    :D
     
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2016
    bushitsuki and Astronaut FX like this.
  7. DYNA BILL

    DYNA BILL Member

    Messages:
    10,592
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2011
    Location:
    MISSOURI
    Are we talking about Keith Richards here?
     
  8. Phillip_H

    Phillip_H Supporting Member

    Messages:
    3,471
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2005
    Location:
    Texas
    Talk to Al Swearengen. He knows a guy named Wu who has some pigs. They'll take care of it.
     
    aynirar27 likes this.
  9. sixstringfuel

    sixstringfuel Hotdogs kill Silver Supporting Member

    Messages:
    13,881
    Joined:
    Aug 17, 2015
    I tried to leave it alone but I had nowhere to go!
     
  10. GAT

    GAT Gold Supporting Member

    Messages:
    17,875
    Joined:
    Feb 6, 2005
    Location:
    Reno
    I'm saving lives...with loud pipes.
     
    aynirar27 likes this.
  11. davess23

    davess23 Member

    Messages:
    5,963
    Joined:
    Mar 18, 2006
    Location:
    Swampscott, MA
    Better not let it crawl off into the wall to die-- the decomp stink will drive you out of the house.

    And hell no, we're not talking about Keith Richards. He's not dying anytime soon. I sometimes worry about what kind of a world we'll be leaving to Keith when we're gone.
     
    DYNA BILL and bluesjuke like this.
  12. great-case.com

    great-case.com a.k.a. "Mitch"

    Messages:
    5,762
    Joined:
    Aug 14, 2007
    Location:
    Undiscloseable
    We one thing in common. Neither of us knows what you're talking about.

    Go find the bloke that put the cat into the bag in the first place!
     
  13. CRAIG4FSU

    CRAIG4FSU Whatever... Silver Supporting Member

    Messages:
    26,326
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2008
    Location:
    South East, USA, Earth
    Ask your kids. That's what I do when I'm not hip to the lingo these days.
     
  14. CRAIG4FSU

    CRAIG4FSU Whatever... Silver Supporting Member

    Messages:
    26,326
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2008
    Location:
    South East, USA, Earth
    F'n Wu!!
     
    aynirar27 likes this.
  15. harry65

    harry65 Member

    Messages:
    2,161
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2011
    Location:
    sunny south florida
    Down here we just throw em to the gators , not a trace left at all..........
     
    bushitsuki likes this.
  16. Clark GriswoId

    Clark GriswoId Supporting Member

    Messages:
    3,271
    Joined:
    Sep 12, 2015
    Location:
    New Jersey
    When i swat a fly " tell your friends "
     
  17. noley

    noley Silver Supporting Member

    Messages:
    1,696
    Joined:
    Nov 10, 2009
    Location:
    NC / USA
    I dug a nice deep hole for it by that red bush and the bird feeder before I flew out yesterday. If it dies before I get back, Ma noley can just drop it right in.

    Otherwise it's another hundred bucks and another Saturday morning at the Vet's.

    n.
     
  18. Rimbaud

    Rimbaud Tarnished Silver Gold Supporting Member

    Messages:
    8,574
    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2014
    Location:
    Turning Point of the American Revolution
    I will not sleep tonight...thank you, Suave Eddie...
     
    CRAIG4FSU likes this.
  19. Suave Eddie

    Suave Eddie Member

    Messages:
    9,544
    Joined:
    Dec 25, 2012
    Location:
    Ask your doctor if lobotomy is for you.
    "We all float down here."
     
    CRAIG4FSU likes this.

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice