What do I have?

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  1. 2HBStrat

    2HBStrat Member

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    My symptoms:

    1. Watery eyes
    2. Sore throat
    3. Runny Nose
    4. Congestion
    5. Sneezing
    6. Cold Chills
    7. Hot Flashes
    8. Headache
    9. Achy all over
    10. Coughing
    11. Phlem

    What do I have?
     
  2. donnievaz

    donnievaz Member

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    If you have a fever you probably have a bug like the flu. No fever, probably really bad allergies.
     
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  4. 2HBStrat

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    Yep, fever, too.....I forgot that one!
     
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    According to Web MD you may be going through menopause.
     
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    :spit
     
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    Children who gave you this.
     
  13. Bozak

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    The aches point to flu.
     
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    That would be "mano"pause. :)
     
  17. Analog Delay

    Analog Delay I Judge Books By Covers Silver Supporting Member

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    Based on the commercials, it sounds like you took a Viagra.
     
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    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    I'd say a week at best.
    I'm not a doctor, but I play a PRS.
     
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