What is this forum's position on turkey bacon?

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by phoenix 7, Dec 22, 2017.

Which option best describes your feelings about turkey bacon?

  1. For

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  2. Against

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  3. Abomination

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  4. Automatic Man Card Loss

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  1. Family Man

    Family Man Silver Supporting Member

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    It's like eating a pink garden hose.
     
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  3. Seth L

    Seth L Member

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    I don't cook with bacon, at least not very often. I use ham hocks for beans (or smoked turkey). You're welcome to your tastes, but that doesn't make mine backwards, just different than yours.
     
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    Line up a pig and a turkey together and you tell me it's the same thing! :waiting
     
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    The eyelids crack really got me.
     
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  7. rsm

    rsm Member

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    kinda defeats the purpose. IMO

    call it smoked turkey strips ;)

    keep telling yourself it's bacon though. why not just go tofu and be done with it?
     
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    Because like Hollyweird, they have nothing original...
     
  9. sportycliff

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    They need to take God's name out of that...
     
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    God shall what... hurl? Gah!
     
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    Do drink that with your decaf soy latte? ;)

    J/k Never had it... does it tast like lamb, because lamb... nom nom.
     
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  12. OddJobb

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    Now were talking!! And digging your new Avatar!!
     
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    LMAO!!! This is the thread of the day,,, don't be jackin with a Mans Bacon!!! literally and figuratively ;)
     
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  14. Last'sGal

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    :aok Girls and guns. Get’s ‘em every time!
     
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    aiq Supporting Member

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    I have a whole fresh ham in the refrigerator that will be on the gas grill Monday morning.

    Does that answer your question?
     
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  16. FlackBase

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    It's the digital modeling of the smoked meat world.
     
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    We are a weak lot:messedup
     
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  18. phoenix 7

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  19. skronker

    skronker 2010/2013/2015 S.C. Champions

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    thanks for the laugh, really funny, I saw the picture in my head, too damn funny.
     
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  20. Sidney Vicious

    Sidney Vicious Member

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    Does the TGP have to have a position on everything? Even turkey bacon?
     
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