What’s the best way to get rich quick?

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  1. Rezin

    Rezin Member

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    Find a serious loser (TGP: looser) who works for one of the national delivery companies. This won't be hard. Park your probably crappy car (since you're asking this question) where it's not easily seen by witnesses on the side of a road. Get out. Have the loser [looser], who has taken three or four jolts of Jim Beam, drive his truck into the back of your car. Get in car, then fall out on roadway, clutching your neck and screaming in agony. For extra credit, have your mom (you probably don't have a wife or girlfriend, since you're asking this question) happen by, to use her cell phone to film you falling out of the car, and then to call the cops, who will have the truck driver blow in one of their silly little tubes, and something like a 2.5 if you've done this right. Probably good for a million, with the right lawyer.

    Answering for a friend.
     
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  2. Metalflange

    Metalflange Supporting Member

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    No such thing exists hard work and long hours and a great attitude and definite purpose!
     
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  3. pickaguitar

    pickaguitar 2011 TGP Silver Medalist Silver Supporting Member

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    You didn't read my post ^
     
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    jnovac1 Supporting Member

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    bring back tgp dark
     
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  5. Franklin

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    My son was making cash for a while doing this, not enough to live on as an adult, but he was making several hundred USD or more per month until about 6 months ago.
     
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  6. sundog964

    sundog964 Supporting Member

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    Hey, there are 12 guys in the picture.
     
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    Lt Dak Supporting Member

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    Now you're just being a tease. :D
     
  9. Peteyvee

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    That's why it was called "Ocean's 11". Danny Ocean and 11 guys...
     
  10. GuitarGuy66

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    Start with a small one million dollar loan from your dad.
     
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  11. Juneaumike

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    Real estate and blind luck. Even then it will take years and you will feel like you have a gun to your head the entire time.
     
  12. Tony

    Tony Supporting Member

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    1) Show up
    2) Work hard
    3) Don’t be a d!ck
    4) Profit
     
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  13. JCW308

    JCW308 Supporting Member

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    Yeah, definitely stop buying guitar stuff!
     
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  14. Bolt VanderHuge

    Bolt VanderHuge Member

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    And start investing in guitar stuff. ;)
     
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    Peteyvee Premium Platinum Member

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    And buy a casino or two?
     
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  16. Motterpaul

    Motterpaul Tone is in the Ears

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    Marry into it is definitely one of the best ways - however, there is a lot of competition for Billionaires out there.

    For the average intelligent TGPer - I think owning a business is the best way to assemble a comfortable fortune in America. Of course, it has to be the right business.
     
  17. jvin248

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    That got really specific in a hurry.

    First step is look at the expenses killing what you've got. I've seen kids with monthly phones and phone plans as big as car payments. Or crazy expensive cable. Starbucks, smokes, avocado toast, and beard oil round out the typical spending problems.




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  18. AlanH

    AlanH Member

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    This is what the most successful YouTubers do lol...

     
  19. WilliG

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    The easiest way to become rich quick is to win a jackpot. That's the only way I know to do it fast. Not so long ago i started gambling online through https://syndicate.casino/en-au/payment-options/skrill casino with easy payment. I've won a few times and I'm going to continue playing!
     
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  20. MrSteve

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    The ability to convince wealthy investor that he is able to generate above market returns with reduced risk consistently is far more important than actually doing so. He would be far better served just spending a month learning jargon and sounding knowledgable than actually studying and being knowledgeable.
     
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