What's your LEAST favorite lyric?

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  1. Stratonator

    Stratonator Member

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    Probably the worst lyric I ever heard (and I don't even who it's from) was when I was in a pharmacy and I hear the female singer emphatically express ;

    You're going to catch a cold
    From the ice inside your soul


    :barf
     
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    I truly hate this:

    Tell Sanchito that if he knows what is good for him he best go run and hide.
    Daddy's got a new Forty-Five.
    And I won't think twice to stick that barrel straight down Sancho's throat.
    Believe me when I say that I got somethin' for his punk ass
     
  4. Stratonator

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    Here's another one from a thread I found somewhere else. Truly awful.

    I know a place where we can go
    Where Marilyn still dances with DiMaggio
    And Juliet with Romeo.
    And the name of the place is love.
     
  5. Nevets

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    Can I borrow a feeling?
    Could you lend me a jar of love?
    Hurtin' hearts need some healin'
    Take my hand in your glove of love
     
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    Do you really want to hurt me?

    Yes, i do.
     
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    I got a line, you got a pole
    I'll meet you down at the ole fishing hole
    Yea them girls are biting good tonight
    Oh yea, uh oh, oh yea
     
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    lol

    jeeze that is FUNNY :D
     
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    any line that includes the word "superman" I don't know why, but it is like nails on a chalkboard to me.
     
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    Jiffy_Jeff Playin Tunes and Having Fun! Silver Supporting Member

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    mmmmmmmmmm. mmmmmmmmmmmm..
     
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    "Remember when we lost the keys,
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    - Bon Jovi Never Say Goodbye I think. Actually I love the line it's so bad I laugh and have a smile on my face.
     
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    Just about any lyric in any song that gets major radio airplay these days. SO much total s#it out there across all genres of music, especially in the lyrics department. They're aren't many good actual singers anymore either. So you've got annoying voices delivering s#it lyrics.
     
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    True and in contrast to the greatest lyrics of all time:
    Senior plow no es macho
    Et solemente un buracho
     
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    Well I woke up Sunday mornin' with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
    And the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad so I had one more for dessert


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    As of late it's

    "I wasn't expecting that"
     
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    oh baby baby baby ohhhh baby, I neeeeeeeeEeEEedd your lovin mama, I ain't jokin woman I've got to ramble :cry:
     
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    "I don't usually say things like this to girls your age, but when I saw you coming out of the school that day, that day I knew, I knew, I've got to have you, I've got to have you."

    Just a little creepy, Gene
     
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