How about it? Road Worn. Or Closet Classics, or even the Historic Line! A line of pedals complete with chips and scrapes. Painted with nitrose to help let the metal "breathe". Make your pedal sound vintage. Bring out the natural sound of the metal. Crack open the back to reveal some dust or cobwebs. Maybe yellow the white wires up! Blow some cigarette smoke and pour a little beer in there to give it that true Road Worn feeling! Before someone starts this line of pedals, add your 2 cents as to what you as the pedal owner wants to see in your new Closet Classic. I want mine with cigarette burns in the paint! Make it look like its seen countless nights in the juke joint! No puke though! Hold the puke!