When You See a Shark Choking on a Moose

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    D. Fire up the grill. Moose stuffed shark with a sour cherry glaze drizzled on it.
     
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    D. Increase my intake of medical marijuana
     
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    I've been told that Moose is very tasty. Wait until the shark chokes?
     
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    E. Make video, put on youtube.
     
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    Mmmm.....

    Sharkmoosen!

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    F. Post thread in TGP Pub entitled "Who is the Bigger Jerk Here, the Shark or the Moose".
     
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    Eat the moose. That species of shark is toxic to humans...
     
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    I'm not buying it. A shark would never choke on a moose if it can bite an airplane in half.

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    Call Guy Fieri.

    He could make some unholy crap out of it with too much sauce drizzled over it that looks like someone s**t off a balcony for you.
     
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    Analog Delay I Judge Books By Covers Silver Supporting Member

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    "Shark Choking on a Moose?"

    Is that like a modern-day, "Wrestling With The Bald Headed Champion?"
     
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    MH370?
     
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    I don't think there were any Sharknadoes in the area that night...
     
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    the best of The Gear Page, in one thread.
     
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    See, another reason why I hate flying over water. Sharks are so scary. I hope that never happens when I'm flying OMG!
     

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