Which pedal will help me pull more chicks?

[Caprica]

Hi

I have been using a klon for my live gigs, but all I get is some TGP bed room player telling me I should have bought a mythical overdrive or an aluminum falcon.

I really want a pedal to help me pull more chicks. Any suggestions?

 

[Black_Label]

RAAAAAAAAAT

 

[cheameup]

DS1 , chicks have no idea . tell 'em it has haunting mids

 

[apoyando]

JHS Steak and Eggs
Danelectro Bacon and Eggs
Scrambled Eggs Octave fuzz
Probably many more..these have chicks kinda built in....

 

[adamagain]

Swollen Pickle?

 

[Vhailor]

I really want a pedal to help me pull more chicks. Any suggestions?

The Accelerator Pedal... of a Jaguar, Rolls, Bentley, Alfa Romeo, Porsche, well, you get the idea, right?

 

[dingleberry1]

SHO?

 

[Gibs210]

Swollen Pickle?

The Accelerator Pedal... of a Jaguar, Rolls, Bentley, Alfa Romeo, Porsche, well, you get the idea, right?

I was about to say, swollen pickle wins the internet today, but this might have it edged out.

 

[oaeoeao]

Try a Muff?

 

[Sean413]

 

[wundergussy]

Be a singer

 

[Banditt]

Tape a $100 bill to your guitar....

 

[ummohyeah]

 

[Flyin' Brian]

 

[gweeterman1]

Hi

I have been using a klon for my live gigs, but all I get is some TGP bed room player telling me I should have bought a mythical overdrive or an aluminum falcon.

I really want a pedal to help me pull more chicks. Any suggestions?

Gurus sexy drive .... Duh

 

[Killed_by_Death]

I got my first pedal in last week, and it might be my last.
After exhaustive research online, I thought I had made the right purchase, but due to the manufacturer labeling their intervals in Major & minor, I screwed up and didn't get the 3 semitone shift that I wanted.
Yeah, my own damn fault, but I'm kind of sour to pedals now.
I never intended on buying one anyway, but thought it would be nice to just shift the pitch instead of re-tuning.

 

[KoskineN]

Get a wah and get chicka-chicka-boom.

 

[MrMoose]

 

[Onemileguy]

It's well known that the hot chicks are attracted to Jackasses

 

[68Injunhed]

Wallet booster.