Why a guitar is better than a woman

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  1. kramerlover

    kramerlover Axe Marauder Silver Supporting Member

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    I borrowed this from Claude Johnson -


    Actually, here's 3 reasons why a guitar is better than a woman.

    First of all, a guitar has a volume knob. Secondly, you can unplug your guitar. And finally, if your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it at the store... (hehe)
     
  2. Marcfordsfuzz513

    Marcfordsfuzz513 Member

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    I actually like it when my guitar gives me feedback
     
  3. harpinon

    harpinon Silver Supporting Member

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    They do, however both have a similar effect when you plug into the Big Muff Pi
     
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    winterblu Supporting Member

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    I do love some Muff.
     
  5. DrJamie

    DrJamie Silver Supporting Member

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    Mamma Guitar sung by Andy Griffith, from A Face In The Crowd, his first movie. "a guitar beats a woman every time".
     
  6. starfish

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    My guitar always wears a g-string.
     
  7. semi-hollowbody

    semi-hollowbody Member

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    My guitar has no problem with me playing another guitar
     
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    lefort_1 Nuzzled Firmly Betwixt Gold Supporting Member

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    A hand wrapped 'round the neck and a swift palm mute doesn't land you in jail.
     
  9. Rick51

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    Still put an ice pick in your ear...
     
  10. skhan007

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    It's totally acceptable for me to be with multiple guitars in one room, plugging into each one and switching to the next. They do whatever I need them to do.
     
  11. Jonathan

    Jonathan Member

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    Until my guitar can give me a warm wet hug, the woman still wins. ;)
     
  12. PaganBeef

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    At least I can play my guitar any day of the month.
     
  13. buzzp

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    This is gold.
     
  14. SPROING!

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    You don't have to pay string support if you break up with your guitar.
    Your guitar will never surprise you with an accidental ukelele.
    Your guitar will never ask if the new sparkle paint makes its lower bout look fat.
     
  15. pgoon

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    they older they get, the better they look
     
  16. michael.e

    michael.e Supporting Member

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    Well, unlucky you then!!
     
  17. jammin1

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    You don't get this look :omg when using all 8 fingers :roll
     
  18. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    this thread should be read to folks at marriage counseling who still want to work it out
     
  19. Brazen

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    A guitar will always keep an hourglass shape no matter how old it gets.

    It does not get a headache.
     
  20. jonnytexas

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    Guitars actually get better with age.
     

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