Why doesn't Taylor Swift play Taylor golf clubs?

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  1. newking70

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    Thanks for leaving her knees out. :beer
     
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    Those are probably his clubs. Looks like she's getting quite a bit of flex out of his shaft.
     
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    Agreed,with a grip like that she can't help but slice .
     
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    Because she broke up with them after two months?
     
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    At her height, she probably has to play Taylor Made clubs.
     
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    Because they refuse to pay her for using her name. Oh the nerve...
     
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    "Taylors are great,, but Ping makes the best clubs of all time yall"
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    ^ great laugh, well played
     
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    Hey now, keep it clean.
     
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    It's all right there on her Wikipedia page...
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taylor_Swift

    "Taylor Swift was approached by TaylorMade in the spring of 2009, however after the headline grabbing incident with Tiger Wood's wife Elin Nordegren attacking his Cadillac Escalade with a 9 iron, and also mixed with the recent success of Carrie Underwood's 2005 song "Before He Cheats", in which the protagonist uses a Louisville Slugger baseball bat against an unfaithful sexual partner's automobile, the TaylorMade Company felt that associating itself with Taylor may eventually lead to a similar incident at some point, and wanted to distance themselves from her."
     
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    She needs a few cheeseburgers. Eesh.
     
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    I wonder what kind of balls she plays with?
     
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    Likely ones that don't spin much off the tee, but can bite and grab in the short grass . . .
     
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    I named my right one Balata.
    grass ain't as short as it used to be though.
     
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    Die lame parody thread, die.
     
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    This is how people get the idea that it's okay for women to destroy men's property, an illegal behavior that would never be tolerated in men.
     

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