Why dont I ever have any clean forks?

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  1. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    I even buy double the amount of forks, so its not just a perceived lack of clean forks because my drawer is always full of those useless larger spoons.
    Anyone else have this problem?
     
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    The stuff that bothers peeps at 3am :bonk


    And No I never had that problem.
     
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    I have a feeling it's the same person that's behind all my missing socks...
     
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    I thought this was going to be some sort of double entendre on the word fork :)

    I was pleasantly surprised it was just a discussion about utensils :)

    Carry on... :red
     
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  5. Turi

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    Cuz you girlfriend lazy as hell
     
  6. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    my reputation precedes myself
     
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  7. Exiled_On_Main_St

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    You gotta wash those dirty forks, bro.
     
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  8. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    haha
    i'm gonna let her respond to this...
     
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  9. MrAstro

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    Well then we wouldn't have a thread to talk about dirty forks would we :waiting
     
  10. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    there must be an easier way
     
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    I have a feeling he would have had a better chance dealing with the angry Pajero owner (from his nuts thread earlier today)... :)
     
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  12. Pizza

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    "Babe, when're the forks gonna get washed?"

    "When you wash them."

    *airhorn*
     
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    forkin hell

    I only came here because I saw the identity of the OP :p
     
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  14. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    oddly, I came to the realization while looking for a butter knife for some toast.
     
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  15. Turi

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    I got a clean fork for you bae
     
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  16. Pizza

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    I want a meal, not a snack.



    :rimshot
     
  17. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    oh schnap
     
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  18. Exiled_On_Main_St

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    When I was a student I had a sink full of dirty cutlery, dishes, glasses etc. After a month of not washing up I threw them out and bought new stuff. I just kept doing this for a months until a girlfriend told me I was ****ing mental.

    'It's better than doing the washing up.' I told her.
     
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  19. aynirar27

    aynirar27 All You Need Is Rock and Roll Gold Supporting Member

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    Haha
    Noted.

    But thats the thing, i look in my sink right now, there are 3 spoons, a coffee mug and 17 forks.
    I cant possibly use that many
     
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  20. Exiled_On_Main_St

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    Depends what you're doing with them...

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