Why Is It? (Silly Observations)

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  1. Campfired

    Campfired Member

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    That no matter how often you push the elevator button, the elevator doesn't arrive any more quickly?

    Your turn.
     
  2. jordane93

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    You have to turn down the radio in the car so you can find the store/restaurant/house/etc better.
     
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  3. Campfired

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    Yep. "Honey, I'm tryin' to think where the whattheheckitis is located...could we not hear Xmas music just now...?"
     
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    not true.. I've walked up to an elevator at work many a time and the doors just magically open before I push the button
     
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  5. Carltone

    Carltone Gold Supporting Member

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    sometimes we imitate correctly? :D
     
  6. dinocicerelli

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    The real question, is when will your elevator reach the top floor, Bob?
     
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  8. John Hurtt

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    I did not know this...
     
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    Why do some people pick a piece of food from their teeth, look at it, then put it back in their mouth and eat it???
     
  10. Flyin' Brian

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    That people blow their noses and then look carefully at the tissue as if there was some buried treasure located therein?
     
  11. AdrenalinJunkie

    AdrenalinJunkie Silver Supporting Member

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    Someone calls for a phone number, you start to give it to them, and they say wait, let me get a pen. Oh, you didn't think you might need that before you called?
     
  12. Suave Eddie

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    Ask your doctor if lobotomy is for you.
    I have never seen this.:eek:
     
  13. satisphied

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    Gotta see what color it is to determine if you're sick or not!
     
  14. Nevets

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    How come they don't make the whole airplane out of the material they make the black box out of?

    And speaking of airplanes, what's the deal with airline food? Amirite folks?
     
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  15. hellbender

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    or turning down the tsat make the room cool more quickly.

    just ices up the condenser.

    and

    why give 3 points for kicking a field goal because you failed to move the ball close enough to the opponents goal to score correctly.
     
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    Building a building.
     
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  17. hellbender

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    jeezus!!!!
     
  18. Nevets

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    How come you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??

    No seriously I want answers dammit!
     
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  19. Campfired

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    Another Dr. Phil question. Keep trying. :D
     
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    Waste not, want not
     
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