Why you should marry a Russian woman.

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  1. tonefart

    tonefart Member

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    They're tough... really tough..

     
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    They might hurt you though.
     
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    What would she do if she caught you sneaking another guitar into the house?
     
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    Why would you want to marry a woman you can't blow up?
     
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    I asked her go out and get some beer..... I don't see the beer...
     
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    it was fun to watch her turn from bright white to jet black
     
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    Gives new meaning to "blonde bombshell."

    But seriously, WTF was that about?
     
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    As near as I can tell from the title, it said something about "Russian girl" and "test". Beats the heck out of me, but if I can get it to load in the youtube site, there might be more.
     
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    In mother Russia you don't marry Russian woman... Russian woman marry you!!!
     
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    I went to YouTube - tons of comments but all in Russian!
     
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    That's a wierd and creepy video.
     
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    Plenty of reasons. They're smokin hot, very well educated, and have a preference for western men as the ones they grow up around treat them like ****.
     
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    Strong like bull!
     
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    I'm under the impression that all the good looking ones get the heck out of Russia.
     
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    And they'll live an infinitely better life in US. That's why there's 1000's of websites advertising them. They want out and they'll take a weird stranger over what they got there.
     
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    And they are far from friendly. My section of FL has a huge Russian born population. We are talking the rudest people on planet earth, and that includes the women.
     
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    We get those ads for US women over here :) but they leave when they find out we don't have Chuck e Cheeses and other fine dining :)
     
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    The young ones are hot and crazy, too.

     
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    No matter what you put her through, she'll forget all about it after you hand her some flowers.
     
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