Write a poem about ticks

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  1. Fuzzr

    Fuzzr Member

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    Ticks ticks
    Name of Rick
    Tick ticks
    They are just dicks
     
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  2. jdel77

    jdel77 Silver Supporting Member

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    Ticks

    Ticks are sh!t.

    The End
     
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  3. Hack Prophet

    Hack Prophet vile mighty wretched

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  4. shane8

    shane8 Member

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    there's a tick on my date
     
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  5. TheHumanAbstract

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    Tick on the ground
    Empty and pacin'
    Tick on a hound
    Like a fat golden raisin
    Nasty ass creature
    Get the f*** off my beagle
     
  6. Dr. Tweedbucket

    Dr. Tweedbucket Deluxe model available !!!11

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    Had a tick
    Had a tock
    Had a bic
    Had a clock :red
    Once got sick
    Under a rock
    Had a tick
    Name was Spock

    Had a car :idea
    Had a boat
    Had a bar
    Ate a goat
    Had a beer
    Had a pie
    Had a tick
    In my eye

    Why oh why :waiting
    Do you do
    Can you fly
    Are you blue
    Green bean soup
    Red Potato
    Yellow poop
    Orange tomato

    :confused

    No tick there ^ :dunno
    What went wrong?
    Eat a pear
    Sing a song
    Grandma called
    Hit the bong
    Grab some Gravy
    All day long
    Grab some Gravy
    All
    Day
    Long

    :cry:
     
  7. MrAstro

    MrAstro Member

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    There was an old man who was sick
    any clock that he spied he would nick
    He stole a huge watch
    but it was quite a botch
    cause it tocked when it should have went tick.
     
  8. epo

    epo Member

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    Bloated biter on my skin
    Must have fallen from a tree
    Trying to maintain my Zen
    But calmness failing me
    F-ing ectoparasite
    Vampiric arachnid
    I've loathed you every day and night
    Since I was just a kid
    Once I have your head removed
    I'll burn you on a pyre
    Your kind always put me in the mood
    To purify with fire
     
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  9. Whiskeyrebel

    Whiskeyrebel Supporting Member

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    I do not like them on my back
    I do not like them on my sack
    I do not like them on my feet
    I do not like them on my seat
    I do not like them on my face
    I do not like them anyplace!

    Pick them, pick them off my leg!
    Pick them, pick them off I beg!
    Help me find them, find and pick!
    I do not like a ****ing tick!
     
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  10. TVvoodoo

    TVvoodoo Mad Strappier

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    A moose collapsed
    Upon our driveway lane
    Fully consumed.
    She was no match for
    Hundreds of tiny vampire devils.
    Unforgettable stench,
    Dying on the move for weeks
    'Til she could suffer their
    Wild social justice no more.
     
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  11. Parlorman

    Parlorman Silver Supporting Member

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    Ticks don’t bite

    They suck
     
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  12. phoenix 7

    phoenix 7 Member

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    There was a libidinous tick
    A little gay fella named Rick
    he’d do a tap dance
    As he crawled down your pants
    Then he’d literally suck on ____ ____.
     
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  13. LaceSensor1

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  14. frankie5fingers

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    A spider's legs
    They number six
    Same with ants and bees
    But when bugs need four pairs of shoes
    You'd best beware you see

    Cause ticks they have eight little legs
    That help them to attach
    So they can bury up their snout
    On your unguarded patch

    They don't fly, mostly hitchin' rides
    On animals like deer
    And they're great archers so I'm told
    Their bullseye's what you fear

    For when you get one
    That's the end
    Of life the way you know it
    So when you're walkin' in the wood
    Cover up the skin, don't show it
     
  15. Amplifier Owner

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    It ain't all that easy, the life of a tick
    Subsiting on blood from a beer guzzling hick
    Afixing yourself to the neck of a puppy
    Or the occasional backpacking tree hugging yuppie

    Some say we're the lowest of all parasites
    We're more vilified than spiders and mites!
    And sure, we've been known to spread terrible disease
    Who knew that these humans were so hard to please?
     
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  16. 2HBStrat

    2HBStrat Member

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    "I think I have on my back
    a Tick that's attached....and died
    but I can't seem to get it loose
    I just can't reach it.....I've tried"



    (Written by 2HBStrat 6/26/2018)
     
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  17. bluesdoc

    bluesdoc Gold Supporting Member Gold Supporting Member

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    De dum de dum de dum de deedle
    Ticks are nature's dirty needle

    jon
     
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  18. Brad8008135

    Brad8008135 Member

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    Ticks and fleas,
    spread disease.
    So lift up your heart
    and make a new start
    And lead us away from here
     
  19. Crowder

    Crowder Dang Twangler Silver Supporting Member

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    I found one tick
    Crawling in my bed
    The next thousand I found
    Were all in my head
     
  20. Hefalump

    Hefalump Member

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    A tick once did a dance on my #$%^
     

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