You can't make this sh*t up!

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by wahfreak, Dec 7, 2017.

  1. wahfreak

    wahfreak Silver Supporting Member

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    Seriously, you can't.....you just can't.



    That is all....
     
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  2. EricPeterson

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    This is the pub, I presume at least 87% of it is made up.
     
  3. ow my eyes

    ow my eyes Member

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    You can and you will
     
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    great-case.com a.k.a. "Mitch"

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    michael patrick Supporting Member

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    Blix Member

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    What did Florida man do this time?
     
  7. RupertB

    RupertB Supporting Member

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    My last cup of coffee says otherwise.
     
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    ,,,You're shooting Low Eric,,;)
     
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    84superchamp Silver Supporting Member

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    "80 Year-old Florida man wrestles wild 10 ft alligator"
     
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    Social Exodus Lone Wolf

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    But did he have the alligator's expressed, explicit permission to be touched first?
     
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  11. dewey decibel

    dewey decibel Member

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    we eat a lot of cheese and drink a lot of beer
    I'm gonna go play my guitar now...
     
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    LDS22 Supporting Member

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    1/10. mojo withheld
     
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  13. korby

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    I told you this would happen maybe next time you will listen!:waiting
     
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    I would think that one could assume that given that I imagine in that would be the case
     
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    Okra Member

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    The mods can make this shut up
     
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    Especially the statistics... ;)
     
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    Blue410 Silver Supporting Member

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    All the guys complain about the lousy money playing music in bars need to follow the lead of the non-musically talented millennials in the "Content Creation" business. Allegedly there are *bazillions* to be made posting videos of one's not-mundane daily life activities on YT.
     
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    84superchamp Silver Supporting Member

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    "The gator most definitely gave me the come-on"
     
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  19. dinocicerelli

    dinocicerelli Member

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    Is that because 84% of the words posted are by one member?
     
  20. Jacobite_Rebellion

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    You just did.
     
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