You know your a gear head when....

you see a bright green jeep and the first thing that pops into your head is...Bad Monkey.

 

you buy back the same guitar, for the third time

 

when you care more about the tone than the tune.

 

...when you have more photos of your gear than of your kids....

...when you display the pedals you don't use on a very visable shelf at home....

...when you spend most of the day lurking on TGP and know damn well that you're about to miss a deadline and loose your job......

...when you eye up every piece of wood in sight with your pedalboard in mind....

etc

 

you've spent more on cables than your friend has on his whole pedalboard.

 

I was talking to my wife online about an ant invasion in our house (thanks to the recent rain). I told her I found an amp in my coffee cup that morning.

 

. . . when you're a goof like us, basically

. . . and when your wife or girlfriend rolls her eyes when you start talking about it with like-minded goofs.

 

... when you have a picture of your pedalboard for wallpaper instead of your grandchildren.

 

wallpaper = dirt pedals, I'm guilty.

 

when you are amazed when another guitar player doesn't know what a jrc4558 is

 

On no! That's me!

Darn yoose, Lava Cable Man! Darn yoose ta heck!

heheh

-ZP

 

when you have 5 half stacks, 15 guitars, 50 pedals and no food in the fridge ....

 

...when you "Guitar Geek" your pedal board. (Because a cartoon version is JUST as important as a photo)

 

/thread

 

RDM I take that personallY!!!!!!!!!!!

DEMS IS FIGHTING WORDS!

 

When you own more guitars than pants. This was pointed out to me by my wife. What could I say? She was right

 

when your car hasn't run in 2 and a half years, but you've spent twice what it would cost to fix it on gear.


::sheepishly raises hand::