LOL, +1.Thankfully i don't have modification gas.
I've never found one of those magic Les Pauls. I also like the SG body shape without the curved top, which feels weird to me. I never found the sweet spot for picking on the Les Paul for some reason. I never ran into the neck dive issues with my SGs. To me it is the SG is closest thing that Gibson has to a Strat feel, which I think is the most balenced feeling guitar to play.
Angus Young (P90s on recordings-buckers live).
SG Supreme has a flame maple top.