Discussion in 'The Pub' started by RedneckDerek, Dec 7, 2017.
Had to put our dog Pablo to sleep. He was 15 and the vet said it was time.
A teacher at the middle school where I work told me some kid's underwear was in the toilet. That's a fo' sho' wtf
Everyday just reading the news frankly.
My condolences. RIP Pablo.
My New WTF,,,,, It is effin SNOWING at my house right now!!! WTF???
Very Sorry Brother!!! I'm sure you gave him a Wonderful life, they go way to soon!!
A friend was telling me that Costco sells drones that fly around and take photos. They cost about $80.
I can't say mine - Big Mike would hit his "Banimation" button.
FLORIDA: ZOO EMPLOYEE KILLED WHILE ATTEMPTING TO RAPE AN ALLIGATOR - wtf!
"A zoo keeper was killed this morning in the alligator enclosure of the Naples Zoo, while he was attempting to sexually assault a 12 foot long reptile. According to Captain Henri White, spokesman of the Naples Police Department, 24-year old Jimmy Olsen was engaged in full sexual intercourse with one."
He should have waited for Superman.
Woke up with a 102 degree fever this morning. Tomorrow was supposed to be a fun day off. There went that.
Turns out to be from a notorious fake news site.
There should be a news channel WTFN in Florida
But, but, but........Florida!!!!
Oh wait, obvious fake. He didn't ask anybody to hold his beer.
I had a low beam headlight go out last night. BMW 2001 X5. I took a look under the hood to see about easy replacement. Several items had to be removed to get to the bulb, so I took it to the local import repair place. They took a look and saw it was a Xenon bulb.
They told me they would have to do research because it could be the bulb or it could be the control module. They said they could call me in several days if they thought they could help. Also they said it could get expensive.
I have an appointment for replacement tomorrow at the dealership, about 45 minutes away.
All this to replace a low beam headlight bulb on a vehicle. WTF
,,,,That takes Horny to a totally New place!! And all I can think is,,,,
That DB at my gym tonight who for some f'in reason just had to sit on a piece of equipment to do whatever weird twisting/stretching thing he did for minutes at a time, rather than just sitting on one of the many benches there for that sort of thing! And it was always just before I was about to use that particular piece of equipment!
I mean, WTF?!! F'in weirdo.
well my vet visit went better but certainly resulted in a WTF moment when they presented the bill. it was explained to the mrs in a manor that was easy to misunderstand so of course she did. get a call at work with her saying they wanted way more money than we were told to begin with. turned out that what they meant with a low and a high end wasn't about the number of tests they would run but rather where the bill could come in at. as explained it sounded to her (and me for that matter) like they could run some basic tests or for more money a more comprehensive series. we opted for the basic as we just didn't have more money. oops WTF not what you meant and oh i guess we can see how you would be confused (but more money please). had to work something out with them
on a bright note our chihuahua Penny had a tumor removed and is doing well. for what this cost she better live a super healthy life forever.
Every time I wake up.
That elicits the response: Hu he?